Thursday, February 10, 2011

FUNNY, ROMANTIC phone msgs!! English n Swahili.......... Loool

petmir
 I used to  collect lots of poems whenever i got them! This are some i would love to share with you!!
1. The rain may cover the sun, but we know that the sun never forgets to shine....
Just like u , we may not see each other but u will always shine in my heart!!
I MISS U!!!


2. A man pays 50$ to a prostitute, but she runs away. He puts advt in a paper. " if any one finds a sexy girl, 5'3" , in white top and red skirt, Fuck her its PRE PAID!!!

3. Last night.. I desperately missed ya. I wanted to feel you on ma naked body, i had 2 go 2 bed without you................... Were r u Stupid Pyjamas?

4. I had a terrible dream last night, all people who love sex had died. Im so scared.......
Plz call me if ur alive!!!

5. Everytime my mobile beeps............ I wish my heart, it was u! Sending me a msg of joy n cheer, love n care. Coz any msg from you makes me happy. I MISS U!!!!

6. Ewe wangu wa fahari, mpole mwenye imani, huba zako ni kathiri, wala hazina kifani. Jumla wote wazuri. Wewe ndie nambari wani.

7. Pendo halina hiari mtu linapokufika..
Pendo maradhi mabaya tena yasiyotibika..
Nipende nione raha nisijekuathirika.

8. Could u send me ur photo very urgently?
Mind u, its really urgent. Very serious n important too....
Im playing cards n we've missed the
JOKER!!!!

9. Theres a meeting in a mental hospital. All Doctors,
Nurses n Attendants r present . But the meeting
hasn't started yet!! Becoz the patient is busy reading this
MSG!!!!

10. When in life u wake u n u dont see any 1, then
come to me n i'll be there 2 hold u and take u to an
EYE SPECIALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Never say ur happy, while ur sad............
Never say ur fine, while ur not ok.........
Never say u feel good, while u feel bad..........
And never say ur alone, while im alive!!!

12. Some people have nice eyes.
Some people have nice smile,
and some of them have a nice face.
But u have all of them with an........
EXTRA NICE HEART!!!!

13. Ku kata kaka kuku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu ka ka kiki ka....
Congratulationss!! U have succesfully learnt the monkeys language.
Come n collect your banana!!

14. A man asks his doctor how to live longer?
Doctor asks, U smoke? No...
U drink? No...
U gamble? No....
U love sex? Noo..
"Then what the fuck u want to live so long for?"

14 What does swahili girls usualy say after Sex?
I love u? Wrong!!
I loved it? Wrong Again!!
Ur a great man? Wrong Again.
The ans is IKO WAPI CHUPI YNG? ( where are my nickers?)

15. Ya kwanza yauma! Ya pili ya Panuka!
Ya tatu waskia raha! .... Nini?
Matatizo ya kiatu kipya.

16.My daily wish is 2 c u smile, know ur happy and u feel loved.
I know dat life is not easy, so am here to remind u dat life
is Beautiful when somebody SMS me!!

17. Mwalim kawaambia watoto lazima wakumbuke mambo gani
walikua wanaona tumboni, mtoto mmoja akasema,
Hakuna umeme, halafu mama kila usiku ananitishia nyoka mkuuubwa!!

18. Tell the world to stop turnig, tell the sky not to be so blue,
tell ma heart 2 stop beating. But dont tell me to stop thinking
about u, coz ur some1 special to me.
I LOVE U!!

19. If i had a camera, il snap ur every moment
and every smile. N keep it in my....................
Kitchen to scare the mouse.

20.Bibi kizee kapewa offer moja kati ya 2.
apelekwe Hijja au atafutiwe Mume.
Akaangalia chini kwa aibu akasema,
" Bora mume kwasababu Al-kaaba haikimbii"!!

21. Happiest man is one, whose daughters photograph is on
FEMINA Cover, Son on INDIA TODAY, Girlfriend on
PLAYBOY and wife on MISSING column of news paper!!

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