Saturday, November 5, 2011

Cheka unenepe maisha mafupi
Have a lovely weekend fans!!

The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

- Have you any grounds?
- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

-No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.

- I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.

- I mean what are your relations like?
- All my relations still in Poland ..

- Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

- Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I always up before her.

- Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.

- Why do you want this divorce?
- She going to kill me.

- What makes you think that?
- I got proof.

- What kind of proof?
- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:

~~~ Polish Remover

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